A moronic teenage chick bank robber posts details to Youtube and gets busted.
Hanna Sabata, 19, has got to be one of the dumbest criminals.
Watching the video, it seems that she is both stupid and rebellious.
Under the name Jellee Beanie, Sabata posted an almost 8 minute long video detailing the bank robbery.
Green Day’s “Warning” and “Minority can be heard playing in the background.
The not too bright girl, who isn’t bad looking, in a trashy sort of way, writes notes and holds them up.
Since she is holding the notes up, they are backwards so she helpfully has captions across the bottom of the video so her viewers can follow along.
She says in the video that she stole a car – a Pontiac Grand Am, talks about her love of weed and shows off her pipe.
Her biggest revelation was when she said, with a big smile on her face, that she robbed a bank.
She seemed very pleased with herself when she said she used a gun, a pillowcase and a note.
She then proudly hold up her gains from the robbery, and fans out a bunch of cash, which she says is $6.256.
In her now famous video, the Moronic teenage chick bank robber posts details to YouTube and also rants about the government taking her child.
She makes a rocking motion with her hands and says that she did not even get to see her child, before it was taken away from her.
Apparently attempting to rationalize her actions, she writes,
I may not be a mother anyone. But I can still find purpose. 🙂
She was arrested and now faces robbery and theft charges for the bank robbery and the related crimes she committed in Waco, TX.
Her bail was set in York County Court at $300,000 and has a preliminary hearing set for December 26.