Authorities around the world have reported some very strange penis news.
A 35-year-old man in Southern Sweden, who later admitted to being under the influence of amphetamines, followed a woman home April.
After she was in her home, she head strange noises coming from the front door.
When she went to investigate, The Local reports that she found that the man had thrust his penis though the mail slot of her front door.
She opened the door and the man took off running.
The next day, the same man exposed himself to a woman walking on the street.
In Malmö, Sweden, 73-year-old artist, Bengt Andersson, was beaten up in September because of his pistol sculpture loaded with steel penises.
Apparently there had been a threat against another artist and when security guards observed the strange sculpture, they though it was a credible threat against the other artist and took action.
Andersson was wrestled to the ground and hospitalized for injuries he received.
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The London Fire Brigade has also reported some strange very penis news.
Image their shock, and possible laughter, when Firefighters had to free a man’s penis from a toaster.
It is unknown what the unidentified and embarrassed man was trying to achieve when he realized he needed help freeing his member from London’s finest.
Firefighters also answered a call from a man who needed help because his penis was stuck in a vacuum hose.
In Columbia, Gentil Ramirez, 66 who took too much Viagara, ended up with a dangerous condition known as priapism, a painfully long-lasting erection, and ended up having to have surgery to “repair” his penis.
According to Columbia Reports, Ramirez’ penis penis was inflamed, fractured and showed signs of gangrene.